Giddyup Cowgirl! Just please don't break my penis...

'Breaking' science news! The 'cowgirl' sex position is responsible for half of all penile fractures. The obvious question is "Where do I sign up for research on sexual positions?" Followed closely by "Can I get the one without the penis fractures?" http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11359960/Woman-on-top-is-most-dangerous-sex-position-scientists-conclude.html